Seven Signs George Michael May Be Getting Older

17 Dec 2007
  1. Actually has an album called "Older" and that was more than a decade ago
  2. Careless Whispers now meaningless without his hearing aid
  3. Pulled something last time he belted "huuuuuuuahhhhh SEX"
  4. Considering retitling former hit to Don't Let the Grandson Go Down on Me
  5. Lawyers currently looking at deal to license Wake Me Up Before You Go Go to the Depends Undergarment company
  6. Would love to perform "unplugged" but can't seem to get enough fiber
  7. Most frequent request lately is "leave your dentures out"

Original Comments

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On December 17, 2007, M@ wrote:

He still parties like a rock star, though. :)

On December 17, 2007, Suze wrote:

I think you forgot to mention that he now does his "dating" in the handicapped stalls in the highway restrooms.

On December 17, 2007, Grant Miller wrote:

You should be fired for the last two. They are revolting and disgusting. But pretty funny.

On December 17, 2007, Chris wrote:

That is wrong for so many reasons. It is funny for those exact same reasons:)

On December 17, 2007, anandamide wrote:

Hillman: Devil Horns, all around.

On December 17, 2007, $teve wrote:

Wait, are you insinuating that George Michael might be gay? When did that happen?

On December 18, 2007, Chris wrote:


On December 20, 2007, Chaylene wrote:


(I can never hear that song without thinking "son" instead of "sun" either).

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