The Illogical Habits of Corey Hart

05 Dec 2007


You may know Corey Hart wears his sunglasses at night, but here are 20 more ill-advised things he does:

  • Shaves during earthquakes
  • Taunts alligators
  • Eats just before swimming
  • Walks under ladders
  • Wears no sunblock at the beach
  • Never flosses
  • Feeds the animals
  • Abandons cats in public parks
  • Doesn't follow urinal etiquette
  • Leaves the seat up
  • Talks with his mouth full
  • Refuses to recycle
  • Leaves wet towels on the floor
  • Arrives late
  • Drinks on the job
  • Passes on the right
  • Talks to strangers
  • Sleeps with hookers
  • Doubles down on a pair of 10s
  • Goes ass to mouth

Original Comments

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On December 6, 2007, anandamide wrote:

that would explain some of the shit that comes out of his mouth.

On December 7, 2007, Grant Miller wrote:

This is very funny. Very, very funny.

On December 8, 2007, Suze wrote:

Damn, I thought that was Corey passing me on the right on I-85. Has-been!!

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