Another Match.com application uncovered ...

09 Oct 2007

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MATCH.com USERNAME: "Silver Bullet"
ALIAS: "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
ADDRESS: Down on Main St.

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF: (check all that apply)

Height / Weight:
[ ] medium build, "apple" shaped
[x] a little too tall, could lose a few pounds
[ ] mesomorphic

Dress Style:
[ ] loose pants renown points
[x] tight pants points hardly renown
[ ] (WTF are "points" anyway?)

Seeking:
[x] black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
[ ] redheaded super-freak with shiny green eyes

[ ] nordic super-model with mirrored sunglasses

"Points" Preference:
[ ] down low, way down low

[ ] midrange

[x] way up high, way up firm and high

[ ] wait, if that's what "points" are on a woman, then that other line above was about his ... eeeew, gross.

Preferred Makeout Location(s):
[ ] lover's leap
[ ] tricked out bachelor pad
[x] out past the cornfields in my 60 Chevy (now with historic plates!)
[x] backroom, alley, or the trusty woods

[ ] metro bathroom

Best Placement in the Drive-In News :
[ ] front page (above the fold)
[ ] op-ed section
[x] inconclusive

Often Hum Tunes From ... :
[ ] the Tin Pan Alley era
[x] 1962
[ ] 1963
[ ] Meatloaf

Seasonal Disposition:
[ ] spring chicken
[ ] summer fool
[x] autumn closing in
[ ] winter fanatic / freestyle snowboarder

Original Comments

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On October 9, 2007, Captain Smack wrote:

I love it, man. These are great.

On October 9, 2007, Grant Miller wrote:

Very funny.

On October 10, 2007, Evil Genius wrote:

Can you help with my Match profile? No, seriously.

On October 10, 2007, josh pincus is crying wrote:

Awesome!

On October 14, 2007, katrocket wrote:

hilarious post!

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