Steve Miller's Match.com Application

27 Sep 2007

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MATCH.com USERNAME: "Space Cowboy"
ALIASES: "Gangster of Love," "Maurice"
LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, Pompatus

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF: (check all that apply)

[ ] strummer

[x] picker

[ ] frowner

[x] grinner

[x] lover

[ ] hater

[ ] denture wearer

[ ] chaste

[x] sinner

[ ] physicist

[ ] serious

[x] joker

[ ] service industry employee

[ ] cat owner

[ ] nonsmoker
[x] smoker

If "smoker" is checked:

[ ] unfiltered Camels

[ ] pipe

[x] midnight toker

[ ] hookah

PREFER MUSIC PLAYING ...

[ ] ... in the den.

[ ] ... in my bedroom.

[x] ... in the sun.

DESCRIBE YOUR DISPOSITION:
[x] I sure don't want to hurt no one.
[ ] I might want to hurt someone.
[ ] I eagerly want to hurt someone.

USUAL METHOD OF DATING:
[ ] I'm fairly inactive.
[ ] I date sometimes.
[x] I get my lovin' on the run.

FRUIT PREFERENCE:
[ ] apples
[ ] oranges
[x] peaches
[ ] pears (bosc)
[ ] pears (d'anjou)
[ ] strawberries

Thank you for filling out your profile! Match.com will now find your soul mate.

Original Comments

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On September 28, 2007, Captain Smack wrote:

Awesome. You could do a whole series of these.

On September 28, 2007, Reg wrote:

Best.Post.Ever. PH. Great job!

On September 28, 2007, Beenzzz wrote:

That was awesome!

On September 28, 2007, Mike wrote:

Made me smile on an otherwise shitty day.

Thanks man!

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