Ozzy Opines: Prince's Lyrics

08 Aug 2007


< ... as painstakingly transliterated from a completely fictional and as-yet unreleased audio interview with the Ozz, even though, thank god, I've never actually sat through an episode of The Osbournes.>

" ... [the Ozz laughing maniacally] ... You wanna discuss the Prince of Darkness, do you?! Well-- ... [the tape muffles as the interviewer, indiscernibly, corrects the Ozz] ... Oh, the American pop singer ? Yes, of course. ... Well, my take is ... [long pause] ... see, doves don't actually cry per se, do they? ... They do gurgle and whimper a bit when distressed but, uhhhh, much like other avian creatures -- bats, pigeons, what-have-you -- it takes only a few seconds to remove their heads with your teeth. So there you are."

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On August 8, 2007, anandamide wrote:

ok, you had me until ozzy used the word "avian". unless he was trying to talk about bottled water ... .

On August 8, 2007, Jim Dee wrote:

Thx anan ... Note to self: Dumb down the text when impersonating the Ozz.

On August 9, 2007, Dragon Laugh wrote:

Oh, this is good. More please.

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