- Category: Music: Musings
- Written by Jim Dee
96.9, Bob FM says, "We Play Anything."
Great station, but although they play "anything," they also have a handful of tunes they can't seem to play enough, such as Heart's craptacular hit "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You." Seriously, how the hell did that band get from classics like Crazy on You, Magic Man, and Barracuda to that god-awful tune? So I set out to improve it.
I looked up the lyrics, then went over to Babel Fish. There, I translated the lyrics to French, then translated the French translation back to English. It was still pretty awful. So, I translated the new English to German, and then that German back to English. Here's the result, a vast improvement, if you ask me (with cool new lyrics in red, much like the words of Christ in the bible):
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Maybe Heart isn't so bad once it's processed a little.
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On February 20, 2007, wrote:
Patrick, I think you need a hobby.