Paul Stanley's Application

18 Apr 2008


In yet another major coup, BSUWG has obtained the application of Paul Stanley, lead singer of KISS. (*)

Hometown: Detroit Rock City

Physician name (in case of emergencies): Dr. Love.

Worship preference:

[ ] Atheist

[ ] Judeo-Christian

[x] God of Thunder (AND rock and roll)

[ ] H-to-the-izz-O, V-to-tha-izz-A

[ ] Jainism

When driving ...

[ ] First I smoke, then I drink

[x] First I drink, then I smoke

[ ] First I release the hand-brake, then I adjust the rear-view mirror

Reasons Past Relationships Failed: (check all that apply)

[ ] Me and the boys went fishing and we just couldn't find the lures.

[ ] Me and the boys heard baying but we just couldn't find the hound.

[x] Me and the boys were playing and we just couldn't find the sound.

[ ] Halitosis / personal hygiene

Please indicate your preferences for rocking and rolling:

[ ] I prefer to rock and roll just until 9:00 p.m.

[ ] I prefer to rock and roll until the "witching hour"

[x] I prefer to rock and roll all night

And your preference for partying?

[ ] I like to party less than 3x/week

[x] I like to party every day

[ ] I like to party every other day

[ ] Rarely, but I make a mean chili con queso

In most ordinary situations, one should:

[ ] leave it alone

[ ] reach for a hand towel or a wet-one

[x] lick it up

[ ] cover it up and act as though it never happened

Why do you feel that way?

[ ] It's a personal preference based on experience.

[ ] The bible tells me so.

[x] It's only right, now.

[ ] It's sanitary.

(* photo shown is not actually Paul Stanley.)

Original Comments

Below, are the original comments on this post. Additional comments may be made via Facebook, below.

On April 18, 2008, BeckEye wrote:

My response:

I looked at your profile and my blood boiled hot. I felt my temperature rise. Wanna meet today at Starbucks?

On April 18, 2008, Chris wrote:

Yeah, but e-Harmony rejected him.

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