My Blog Impersonates the Gas Pump at the Local Get-Go ...

14 Apr 2008

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Original Comments

Below, are the original comments on this post. Additional comments may be made via Facebook, below.

On April 14, 2008, GETkristiLOVE wrote:

Can you blog for me the next time you gas up if I give you my zip code to enter?

On April 14, 2008, BeckEye wrote:

I used to work for the company who did all of Giant Eagle/Get Go maintenance and construction. It sucked ass.

On April 15, 2008, The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: wrote:

Your blog is out of reciept paper.

On April 15, 2008, yllwdaisies (aka "D") wrote:

The car wash scratched my car!

On April 15, 2008, Leonesse wrote:

And then the blog malfunctions and you have to go the the next blog and start all over again.

On April 15, 2008, Winter wrote:

Hahahaha ... .

On April 16, 2008, Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks wrote:

damnit-- it ate my card and charged me $350.99 in service fees!! WTF?!

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