Idea For New Cigarettes

28 Jan 2008

If I were a marketing executive for a tobacco company, I'd start a new brand of cigarettes called "Wild Dogs." That way, you could walk into a 7-11 and say, "Gimme a pack of Wild Dogs ." Untold millions would either start smoking or switch to that brand just to be able to say something that cool.

Additional Opinion: True, smoking is awful for you. OTOH, this is America, Jack, and people are free make that decision for themselves. So, if you want to be an uncool loser who doesn't smoke Wild Dogs, then you're free to do so.

Financial Offering: I hereby release this idea to the big tobacco companies under the condition that I receive $.10/pack royalties in perpetuity. So, drop me an email if you're a big-tobacco executive, and we'll get the paperwork going!

Legal Stuff -- Surgeon General's Warning: If "Wild Dogs" brand cigarettes were to become real, smoking them would cause lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy. But, they would definitely make you cool prior to the onset of such maladies.

ps: They'd be unfiltered.

Original Comments

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On January 28, 2008, Evil Genius wrote:

I switched from Red Apples to Nails before I quit. But if I ever take up smoking fictitious brands of cigarettes again, Wild Dogs will be my brand.

On January 28, 2008, Chris wrote:

I think you should add in some asbestos, just for extra flavor!

On January 28, 2008, gifted typist wrote:

When I first looked at the name on the top of the pack of ciggies, I thought it said Wild Doris. That would work too, especially with the salivating dogs on the front

On January 29, 2008, Grant Miller wrote:

Those sound pretty bad ass.

The first time I tried smoking was with unfiltered Chesterfields.

It was also the last time I tried for about 10 years.

On January 30, 2008, madmargaret wrote:

Someday, check out the label on the really cheap no-name cigarettes. They actually have an ingredients list, and believe me, not all of it includes tobacco! Scary stuff! I think Wild Dog cigarettes should separate themselves from the pack (so to speak) by including something unique to dogs. Maybe free fleas with every pack?

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