Posts I Never Finished, Volume 9

09 Jun 2008

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This one was entitled, simply, "Handy Guide to Visiting St. Louis, Missouri"

To recap: safely visiting St. Louis requires remembering nothing more than 50 geographical facts you already know -- your state names. If you find yourself on or near a street that includes a state name, remember this handy tip: GET THE FUCK AWAY ASAP OR YOU WILL GET MUGGED.

Original Comments

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On June 9, 2008, Chris wrote:

Hmmmm are Tennessee carry permits reciprocal in St. Louis?

On June 9, 2008, Suze's Sass wrote:

I drove through there once. That was enough.

On June 10, 2008, Grant Miller wrote:

An even handier guide for visiting St. Louis might read:

"If you find yourself in St. Louis, quickly leave and go somewhere more fun."

On June 10, 2008, Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks wrote:

Well, some people just need practical advice, I guess ...

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