"Kitty Porn" Classifieds

10 Aug 2007

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Hi, I'm Jumjum, a hot two-year-old tabby mix who enjoys tuna, killing insects, shredding furniture and, reeeeoowwwwww, there's nothing I enjoy more than soiling a fresh box. Seeking a studly tomcat with cat-class and cat-style to take my purr to new levels. Must be a carnivore, preferably declawed, able to spray pungent odors on vertical surfaces, and into infernally loud mating rituals at 3:00 a.m. in back alleys. Should also be vaccinated, FIV negative, and possess a healthy urinary tract. Interested toms should mark the tree in my yard.

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(*) For the record, this isn't my cat. It's just some random sexy cat pic from the Internet.

Original Comments

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On August 10, 2007, Winter wrote:

"random sexy cat pic"

Holy crap, that was funny.

On August 10, 2007, blueblanket wrote:

What a slut!

On August 10, 2007, Grant Miller wrote:

Can her pussy do the dog?

On August 11, 2007, anandamide wrote:

I can haz 2 at wonce

On August 12, 2007, Evil Genius wrote:

That made me giggle like a little girl.

On August 14, 2007, Moxie wrote:

Cats are such deviant little whores.

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