- Category: Opinion
- Written by Jim Dee
I don't do opium. But, I do eat about four everything bagels from Panera every week. (Those things are MF-ing coated with poppy seeds.) I'm probably lucky I don't have one of those blue-collar jobs where you have to pee in a cup every so often, as I'd probably fail. "Sure, Patrick ... it's just a false positive because of your bagel-eating habits. Sure ... we believe you. Oh, and one more thing: You're Fired!!!"