IMHO Installment #26: It's Good to Be White-Collar

10 Apr 2007

I don't do opium. But, I do eat about four everything bagels from Panera every week. (Those things are MF-ing coated with poppy seeds.) I'm probably lucky I don't have one of those blue-collar jobs where you have to pee in a cup every so often, as I'd probably fail. "Sure, Patrick ... it's just a false positive because of your bagel-eating habits. Sure ... we believe you. Oh, and one more thing: You're Fired!!!"

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