- Category: Juvenilia
- Written by Jim Dee
She said to me: I have seen: witches drinking Pepsi, ostriches dancing, a black man in a tuxedo pushing a shopping cart down the shoulder of an interstate highway. What was in his shopping cart? She said, In the baby seat of his cart, a smiling Poodle in a tuxedo. A Poodle with a tuxedo? Yes, and a matching top-hat. He had feathers in his hair, come to think of it. The Poodle? Yes, yes, and the man as well. What else was in the cart? They were tiny, but there were witches drinking Pepsi, and I'm sure I saw ostriches dancing in small circles. When-ever was this? She paused, It was, all in just one moment.