- Category: Politics
- Written by Jim Dee
I had a moment of insight this morning and wanted to share. It does nothing less than solve the entire American/Mexican border issue in a true bipartisan way. Here's the deal:
We take the entire length of the U.S./Mexican border, at a width of a good quarter mile wide or so, and privatize it -- sell it to the highest qualified bidder. And, by "qualified bidder," I mean power generation company.
What no other political commentator (to my knowledge) has seemingly noticed is that the border in question, besides being the source of exhaustive political debate, is also located in a particularly bright, sunny patch of the country. Because that area's so ridiculously bathed in sunshine, it lends itself particularly well to ... wait for it ... solar power development!
(Yeah, it was an "aha!" moment for me, too.)
Anyway, our high bidding power company purchases the land, with the sole stipulation that it must develop a solar array spanning pretty much the entire length of the U.S./Mexican border. Along either side of the array, the company would also have to construct a large security wall to serve the primary purpose of keeping out vandals (from both sides); as a bonus, it would also naturally keep anyone from entering the U.S. illegally.
Here's an additional bonus: Part of the power generated by the array could be diverted to the fence itself -- because, let's face it, an electric fence is much more bad-ass! The rest of the power would be sold, as normal, to nearby communities, thus (1) improving air quality from fewer coal-fired plants; (2) boosting economic development; and (3) furthering solar technology in general.
Since the power company would have their income/profitability at stake, it would be in their best interest to hire armed security patrols. Let's face it: Unlike government-run initiatives, when there's private/stockholder earnings on the line, shit gets done. (It used to get done poorly, I'll admit. But, hopefully Sarbanes-Oxley fixes some of that.)
It's an elegant bipartisan solution, don't you think? The right gets a Jurassic Park-esque electric fence, the left gets solar power out the wazoo! God damn, I'm smart. So there. Once again, I've solved a major societal issue in a bipartisan way. I'll await my Nobel Prize.
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On November 3, 2007, wrote:
Plus, it gives the good folks at Blackwater a contract to avoid having to layoff their staff brought back from Iraq ;)
On November 3, 2007, wrote:
Who is gonna pick up the crunchy Mexicans?
On January 21, 2009, wrote:
With Solar cell efficiency records being broken every few months, and new open- minded leaders in our federal administration more willing to listen to viable suggestions; this cutting-edge idea becomes increasingly viable the more I think about it.